Kings and Queens

While perusing the books and toy department of TJ MAXX...

Lil' Miss: Mom, did you know I'm really good at riding my bike?

me: Yep.

Lil' Miss: I'm the Queen of Riding Bikes!

me: Hmmm.

Lil' Miss: And Baby Dude is the King of Diapers!

me: That's for sure.

(Silence.)

me: Hey, what about me?

Lil' Miss: You're the Queen of Diet Coke!

ee: No, you've got me confused with my soda mentor, your Annie Weenie (Auntie Wendy).

Lil' Miss: Oh... well then, you're the Queen of... of... PRESENTS!

me: That's convenient, considering where we are.